| Name | Mike |
| Location | Minnesota |
| Age | 49 |
| Favorite Map(s) | Carena, Railomatic, Clover, EH maps |
| Favorite Saying | "Keep The Greasy Side Down" |
| Favorite Weapon(s) | Rail, Super Shotgun |
| Connection | Cable |
| Genuine Intel Family 15 Model 1 2.0, 512 RAM, 37.25 GB Hard Drive, 32 MB Nvidia | |
| Hardware | |
Misc
| Gaming Leagyes | If I were in a league, I would be dead last. I play for the fun. Rankings won't do a thing for ya, cept, maybe make your ego bigger than it should be. |
| Comments | I'm too old for this nonsense, but hey, it relaxes me. Peace bros. |